Berlusconi incident: EU mision apolog...
Confused and apologetic On Sunday 20 February, a small team of EU experts arrived as part of the ‘Joint...
Iran censorship of Ashton cleavage in...
The BBC reported with outrage: “Asriran.com showed Iranian press pictures of Lady Ashton next to Iran’s ...
European diplomacy to launch unpreced...
Always smiling EEAS, the European External Action service, has officially launched only recently but seems to be...
Chats between UK Minister and EU Comm...
The BJ reporters have yet again been able to collect exclusive information. However, for the sake of privacy (and...
Alien backing for ECB
You can have it all, just don't sing that song. One member of the Brussels Jungle staff whose drinking problem...
Coffee shops will stay open to foncti...
Despite not being in favour, the Dutch nevertheless prepared a sweetener in case the Germans were successful in their...
Paul – the BJ Obituary
He was a mollusc (no this is not about JMB) with a vision (see, we told you so) With eight arms but no spine (no...
UKIP leader seen flying above hemicyc...
A couple of minutes before the prank (Twitpic by @sandrinebelier) As the European Parliament prepared to vote for the...
Dr Haiku ignores working time directi...
Dr Haiku hasn’t had a good night’s sleep since he returned from holiday. Many of the 27 patients in his...
Incident at Lisbon Electricity Museum...
What you get when you let Belgians play with black holes Officials from DG Research must be pondering at what seemed...
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