No Hermanator to satisfy the crowds
No Hermantor to challenge the Obamarator in the near future
Following rumours, the BJ has been told off the record that, unlike the US with its sex toy in the shape of President Barack Obama (see picture), Europeans would not have the pleasure to “share the love” with a similar contraption at the image of President Van Rompuy. The company building such sex toys told a BJ reporter that “it is just not enough to have a dick head to meet our fabrication criteria. I mean, this is supposed to put people in the right mood, and the pilots tests we ran with the Hermanator were…well, let’s just say that we could keep it in mind for a special Halloween edition next year”.
No one from the Van Rompuy cabinet was available for comments.
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