Sunday roundup – 14 to 18 June

The BJ week started with a piece of breaking news: the cancellation of the European Parliament Strasbourg plenary due to too many absent MEPs on cultural, scientific and human rights motivated trips to …South Africa. But another striking piece of news made the headlines: following the result of the Belgian election, the BJ was told that a secret plan was being prepared by the EU and NATO to takeover Brussels, or at the very least the 2 square km around the Schuman roundabout.

No newspaper would be complete without at least one item on vuvuzelas and we came out with an exclusive: the fact that the French, Danish and Italian football coaches complained to FIFA about the “impotence” dangers of the instrument…and from there to the Penis recognition filter to be implemented on Chatroulette, it was an easy step.

We finally closed our week of news with a Belgian item and an intriguing question: why is Elio di Rupo speaking Icelandic?