French football player seen scratching his behind
The most attractive side of the French team these days: an empty uniform?
A French unnamed football player was seen scratching his behind as well as some nobler parts of his anatomy when walking in the corridors of his hotel in South Africa. The FFF (French Football Federation) is now considering what action they should undertake against such outrageous behaviour, whilst the Elysee has informed the press that President Sarkozy considers scratching one’s private parts should be done in private. It is unclear if the player in question will be removed forcibly by the French SWAT team, GIGN, at this stage.
As for the supporters: their spokesperson published a statement: “We still don’t give a damn and they play like 4-year olds”. Guess that says it all.
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i’s a shame…not good for france