Man dies from exploding PIP-implant

In the little village of Ile-de-Sein in the French region of Brittany, a man died after a lengthy night spent at fulfilling his marital duties, in the arms of his fresh bride.

The French gendarme (local police) that gave the press briefing explained that Maurice M. (name not disclosed to save his family unnecessary embarassement)  and Nathalie V. had been maried for only a couple of days and had spent the biggest part of their honeymoon in their lovely cottage, all blinds down.

Whilst everyone in the village recognised that Nathalie V. had a pair of attributes that seemed to defy gravity, it came as a great surprise that these were not he result of mother nature, but rather of the French Poly Implant Prothese factory (aka “PIP”), specialised in the making of breast implants.

It seems that in an attempt to spice up things, the victim had decided to let a hot melting candle spill all over his wife’s bosom before burrying his head between her breasts, a series of acts which led to the fatal explosion.

Though the coroner’s examination is still ongoing, the police spokesman confirmed that it was probably the combination of heat and shock that initiated the spark and the ensuing disaster. “Surprisingly” he added, ” the wife is fine though she suffers from a temporary deafness due to the blast, and required some surgery that made her go from F to A. Over 30.000 women have similar implants and it is unclear if they will all be recalled, as this is not a case of solving a braking issue with a Toyota”.

PIP’s spokesperson refused to comment. Meanwhile, authorities all over the world are issuing warnings.

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