Lesson 2 – Do you speak EU?

EU speak:

“…going beyond an exchange of opinions, this event will illustrate dialogue between artists through creative performances – through music, film, art and literature.”

Normal speak:

“all these artists are just so nutty, it’s impossible to make them talk to each other in a remotely sensible way so we’re just gonna put them in a large room and let them do their thing even if the end-result looks like a f****** circus “