Ireland to sue EU Council for “...
The Irish authorities are considering suing the Council of the European Union services after a cover note issued...
Lesson 2 – Do you speak EU?
EU speak: “…going beyond an exchange of opinions, this event will illustrate dialogue between artists...
Massive Chinese political gambling sc...
Rolling the dice The Chinese have been famous for their addiction to gambling and their tendency to rig the results of...
Atlantis Applies For EU Membership
The President of the European Commission said that he was “surprised but very pleased” to receive an...
Panic call to Eurozone emergency hotl...
The Brussels Jungle has just received a recording of a call to the Eurozone emergency hotline in Luxembourg. The...
Another incident at Disneyland as Lor...
It was supposed to be a mix of a holiday and PR stunt for Lord Mandelson, the Labour heavyweight and UK Secretary...
European Commission hit by crisis as ...
The BJ reporters received an internal email from a trusted source within the European Commission demonstrating that...
Van Rompuy in unexpected visit to Kin...
A BJ reporter returning to the palace yesterday evening to retrieve a dropped post-it (BJ doesn’t run to...
Europe overhauls pedestrian crossing ...
Pedestrian crossings have for ages been a silent homage to the African continent, thanks to their association to...
Brussels calms Hawking’s fear o...
Search for extra-terrestials safer at EEAS? In his recent Discovery Channel documentary, the world-renowned physicist...
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