Pool-side lounger reservation futures skyrocket

Speculation is mounting that Germany may seek to abandon the Euro-zone and reestablish a currency based on selling things that people actually want.  This is backed by the  surge of interest in acquiring options on key holiday assets, reported today by the European leisure facility derivatives exchange in Marbella.

Analysts attribute the moves to the growing belief that critical sun-enjoyment infrastructure will be increasingly in demand from vacationing Germans able to pay in a hard currency.