POSTED ON Dec 20, 2011
Can we know it’s Christmas?
Do you recall the Bob Geldof/Midge Ure Band Aid single from 1984 (or even the 2004 version)? Well, it seems some other iconic figures are working on...
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POSTED ON Sep 8, 2011
Dr Haiku addresses staff at the start of a new sem...
“As headmaster, it is my duty to remind you that a viable future for the pupils in our charge depends on instilling discipline first, second...
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POSTED ON Jul 19, 2011
Danish Border Controls Create Tensions at EU Level
It's all about preserving the danish The Euro and the financial crisis are not the only elements of disagreement within the Council these days....
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POSTED ON Jun 14, 2011
What’s wrong with this picture?
This is definitely part of a new series at the BJ: Hint: multiple answers...
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POSTED ON May 12, 2011
No10 scandal of fake civil servants hits EU instit...
Real or fake? Yesterday, BBC revealed that Downing Street had admitted it uses false names on letters to MPs and members of the public, faking...
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POSTED ON Apr 1, 2011
Today, everyone is a BJ reporter
It’s April’s Fool day so no point in the BJ writing anything: competition is simply yoo harsh out there. Nevertheless, we have decided...
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POSTED ON Mar 21, 2011
ex-MEP Strasser announces next surprise move
The next big thing? It has been all over the press: MEPs have allegedly been caught by undercover journalists posing as lobbyists accepting payments...
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POSTED ON Mar 3, 2011
European legislation to create generations of flat...
A thing of the past? On 1 March, a ban prohibiting the manufacture in the European Union of baby bottles containing Bisphenol A (BPA) substance...
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On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog! With traffic to the chat site Chatroulette decreasing due to...
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Belgian coast project under scrutiny
Soon in Flanders? The Belgian Presidency of the European Union was only hours old when the first crisis...
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Confused and apologetic On Sunday 20 February, a small team of EU experts arrived as part of the ‘Joint...
Iran censorship of Ashton cleavage inspires EU press
The BBC reported with outrage: “Asriran.com showed Iranian press pictures of Lady Ashton next to Iran’s ...
Buzek warning followed with immediate effect
Peace and serenity in Brussels The President of the European Parliament issued a stark warning yesterday in an...
Marking 10 years of euro coins
An anonymous well-wisher sent the Brussels Jungle this image of what appears to be a draft design for the...
European diplomacy to launch unprecedented exchange programm...
posted on: Jan 18, 2011 | author: Lino Nashorn
Always smiling EEAS, the European External Action service, has officially launched only recently but seems to be bursting with international ambition already. BJ reporters were able to take a peak at a top secret internal report commissioned by non...
Ashton Head of Cabinet denies influence of lobby
posted on: Jan 10, 2011 | author: Lino Nashorn
Rumours have been spreading rapidly after the appearance of High Representative Catherine Ashton at an event organised by the new Hungarian Presidency of the Council for the first half of 2011: nothing can justify the clothes worn by High...
Commissioners Kroes and Reding valued at 200 and 400m Euros ...
posted on: Jan 5, 2011 | author: Lino Nashorn
It's a tough world Wall Street and the mainstream press are not the only ones busy doing valuations. A secret internal document from the European Commission was leaked (as always) and found its way in the hands of BJ reporters, indicating that...
Boratier: “Bonking will never be the same again”
posted on: Jan 2, 2011 | author: Huguenot Revenu
London, 2nd January 2011. An impeccably dressed gentleman with an impressive head of silver hair arrives at the reception desk of Tower 42, 25 Old Broad Street, EC2. A bleary-eyed entourage stumble uncertainly after him, wondering why their holidays...
Wikileaks’ Assange on dating site? We have better
posted on: Dec 14, 2010 | author: Lino Nashorn
So everyone is speculating about the profile of a certain Harry Harrison on data siting OKCupid and if it could truly be Julian Assange’s, the man from Wikileaks. The BJ reporters spent some time going through profiles on OKCupid – for...
Wikileaks and Russian spies: UK MI5 presents new guidelines ...
posted on: Dec 6, 2010 | author: Lino Nashorn
The UK secret services are fed up with the latest incidents affecting the secret world of spooks. First, Wikileaks’ Cablegate reveals all the disparaging comments so-called diplomats make about each other, and now a UK MP’s assistant...
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